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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Signage Yang Kelakar !!!!


Oh My English!!!!!

Blunt: A row of seats in one airport has been reserved for the 'old, weak and pregnant'
Blunt: A row of seats in one airport has been reserved for the 'old, weak and pregnant' 

In an airport?: What appears to be a 'Careful: Slippery surface' sign has been labelled 'Be careful of landslide'
In an airport?: What appears to be a 'Careful: Slippery surface' sign has been labelled 'Be careful of landslide' 

Green: A bin has usefully been designated for 'unrecycling' waste
Green: A bin has usefully been designated for 'unrecycling' waste 

toilet Bin
Communication breakdown: A toilet has been reserved for the 'weal only' (left) while a metal bin before airport security has been designated as a 'liquid abandoned place' 


Nappy swap: Travellers are informed of an unusual in-flight service, a 'baby diaper exchange'
Nappy swap: Travellers are informed of an unusual in-flight service, a 'baby diaper exchange' 

Appetising: A sign, presumably for some fruit juice, advertises 'flesh juice' 

Unnerving: If in trouble airport users can always use an 'emergency door cock'
Unnerving: If in trouble airport users can always use an 'emergency door cock'

Full: It might prove a rather difficult task to squeeze any more money into this box for 'especially difficult children'
Full: It might prove a rather difficult task to squeeze any more money into this box for 'especially difficult children' 

Mannerly: Visitors are welcomed by a sign telling them they are entering a 'civilized airport'
Mannerly: Visitors are welcomed by a sign telling them they are entering a 'civilized airport' 

Parent and child: Users of an escalator are told to look after their 'oldster' as well as child
Parent and child: Users of an escalator are told to look after their 'oldster' as well as child 

Muddle: Even the most considerate of travellers might find it difficult to understand this message
Muddle: Even the most considerate of travellers might find it difficult to understand this message 

Double trouble: When faced with a 'steep slope' make sure to 'mind crotch'
Double trouble: When faced with a 'steep slope' make sure to 'mind crotch' 

Romance: For sanitation purposes you should only share your can with a lover
Romance: For sanitation purposes you should only share your can with a lover 

Honest mistake: A simple misspelling labels a 'fire fydrant'
Honest mistake: A simple misspelling labels a 'fire fydrant' 

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