Koleksi Lawak Santai : Laut Mati

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Laut Mati (Source)

Terusan Suez Vs laut Mati


Koleksi Lawak santai yang kita nak kongsi hari ni adalah mengenai kisah Terusan Suez dan Laut Mati.
 
Dua pelajar sekolah rendah, Ali dan Ahmad selalu bercerita tentang kehebatan bapa masing-masing. Suatu hari sedang mereka berjalan kesekolah:

Ali : Kau tau tak Terusan Suez?
Ahmad: Tau..Kenapa?
Ali: Ayah akulah yang mengoreknya.
Ahmad: Ohhhh Kecil tuuuuuu....Kau pernah dengar laut mati tak?
Ali: Pernah..Apa hal pulak?
Ahmad: Ayah akulah yang bunuh tuuuuu....
Ali: ??????

Comments

  1. Hehe...tukang karut yang sama hebat tu .

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  2. hahahaha..laut pun boleh dibunuh yer

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  3. hahaha...terrer giler bapak dia..

    Regards,
    -Strider-

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  4. ni sembang sapa hebat nih ... heheheee

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  5. hahaha..kena ayat lagu tuu memang ayat pemati laa jawabnya

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  6. hehehe..loyar buruk..

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  7. hihi.. hebat betul ayah dia bunuh laut tu.. :D

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  8. hahaa.. mati laut tu dibunuh ayahnya.. :D :D

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  9. ah..apalah semua main sebat jer jawapan dia heeee

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  10. Haha masing nasing kena tipu...

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  11. Budak2 sekolah memang suka ckp mengarut mcm tu

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  12. macammmane yer cara mmbunuh laut?? hihi...

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  13. teringin nak berenang kat laut mati.. dengar cita boleh terapung! haha

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  14. Haha... Memang dia paling hebat.. Hebat menipu..

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  15. Masing-masing tidak mahu mengalah. :-)

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  16. Masing-masing tak nak kalah, haha

    apapun salam perkenalan dan salam ziarah.

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