Koleksi Lawak Santai : Laut Mati

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Laut Mati (Source)

Terusan Suez Vs laut Mati


Koleksi Lawak santai yang kita nak kongsi hari ni adalah mengenai kisah Terusan Suez dan Laut Mati.
 
Dua pelajar sekolah rendah, Ali dan Ahmad selalu bercerita tentang kehebatan bapa masing-masing. Suatu hari sedang mereka berjalan kesekolah:

Ali : Kau tau tak Terusan Suez?
Ahmad: Tau..Kenapa?
Ali: Ayah akulah yang mengoreknya.
Ahmad: Ohhhh Kecil tuuuuuu....Kau pernah dengar laut mati tak?
Ali: Pernah..Apa hal pulak?
Ahmad: Ayah akulah yang bunuh tuuuuu....
Ali: ??????

Comments

  1. hasliynda umairah beautyNovember 19, 2013 at 1:25 AM

    hihihi..

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  2. lynmunirNovember 19, 2013 at 1:53 AM

    Hehe...tukang karut yang sama hebat tu .

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  3. puteri kasihNovember 19, 2013 at 1:58 AM

    hahahaha..laut pun boleh dibunuh yer

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  4. UnknownNovember 19, 2013 at 2:10 AM

    hahaha lucu ^^

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  5. Nina MadsNovember 19, 2013 at 2:36 AM

    hahaha.. mcm lawak tadika

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  6. Azlan StriderNovember 19, 2013 at 3:07 AM

    hahaha...terrer giler bapak dia..

    Regards,
    -Strider-

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  7. Maria FirdzNovember 19, 2013 at 4:20 AM

    Hehe... Msing2 tak nak kalah..

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  8. VeeNovember 19, 2013 at 4:53 AM

    ni sembang sapa hebat nih ... heheheee

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  9. BahrainNovember 19, 2013 at 5:00 AM

    pandai budak2x melawak..haha

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  10. MontanaNovember 19, 2013 at 5:01 AM

    hahaha..kena ayat lagu tuu memang ayat pemati laa jawabnya

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  11. AnonymousNovember 19, 2013 at 5:11 AM

    hehehe..loyar buruk..

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  12. Mizz AizaNovember 19, 2013 at 6:12 AM

    hihi.. hebat betul ayah dia bunuh laut tu.. :D

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  13. Pha IsNovember 19, 2013 at 7:10 AM

    hahahaha..

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  14. Khir KhalidNovember 19, 2013 at 7:48 AM

    hahaa.. mati laut tu dibunuh ayahnya.. :D :D

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  15. suriNovember 19, 2013 at 2:14 PM

    ah..apalah semua main sebat jer jawapan dia heeee

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  16. TelingaBulatNovember 19, 2013 at 5:31 PM

    kekekek..semuanye ayah dia hehe

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  17. AnonymousNovember 19, 2013 at 9:57 PM

    hehehe lucu2

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  18. cik tomNovember 19, 2013 at 11:24 PM

    hehe..dua2 kuat loyar buruk ;p

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  19. OKjeNovember 20, 2013 at 4:25 AM

    Haha masing nasing kena tipu...

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  20. NorasikinNovember 23, 2013 at 7:18 AM

    Budak2 sekolah memang suka ckp mengarut mcm tu

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  21. Ummi HanieNovember 24, 2013 at 10:23 PM

    macammmane yer cara mmbunuh laut?? hihi...

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  22. Amirul Bin RamliNovember 25, 2013 at 12:42 AM

    teringin nak berenang kat laut mati.. dengar cita boleh terapung! haha

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  23. saljuhumairahNovember 26, 2013 at 5:30 AM

    Haha... Memang dia paling hebat.. Hebat menipu..

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  24. akubiomedFebruary 21, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    Masing-masing tidak mahu mengalah. :-)

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  25. Bunda_noraFebruary 22, 2014 at 9:40 AM

    nama pun laut mati... hihihi..

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  26. Akmal ZaidiFebruary 22, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    Masing-masing tak nak kalah, haha

    apapun salam perkenalan dan salam ziarah.

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    hehehehehehhee =)

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